The Howard Stern Show is still the greatest radio program of all time….but at one time, it was better. The parting of ways between Jackie Martling and the Stern Show isn’t exactly when the show jumped the shark, but it hasn’t been the same since.

Martling contributed more to the show as a bit writer and commentator. His wit and jokes far surpass any contribution that Artie gives on rare occasions. Artie’s addition to the show is limited, somewhat like his stand-up act. He’s gained nearly 100 lbs. since joining the show. If not for that, he’d have nothing to add.

His obesity is only a symptom of his addictions and cavalier lifestyle. Artie misses more days on the air then anyone in the history of the show. He’s always seemingly sick. His recent heroin relapse and constant alcohol abuse have rendered him into a walking coma. Even when he is there, he’s asleep…..literally, asleep.

If there were a God, and God loved the Howard Stern Show, he’d have Artie overdose in a hotel room in Detroit and in the same instance, teach Jackie Martling to humble himself and his greed so that he can negotiate a contract like a civilized person.